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Shield controls everything

What if there were plans to make The Avengers back in the 80’s. Like they decided that RDJ would make the perfect Tony Stark. So they made him sign a contract saying if he can struggle with drug abuse and become a deuche in the media and then completely turn his life around he could be Iron Man and so he did all those things. But then shield injected him with something and so he forgot about all of that and that’s why when he makes the films he thinks he really is iron man.

It hasn’t worked yet I’ll keep trying

It hasn’t worked yet I’ll keep trying

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Last night when I received that ‘after sex selfie’ from some guy I wasted my time with (so fuckin lame) I declared that when I go to Manchester I will ‘bang everyone there’ and I think it’s one of my better decisions to date.

You’re my hero


it’s not a selfie, it’s a snapchat


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I swear I used to be happy with him. It was probably before he started giving me empty promises. The hardest part is watching him slip away. I watch him talk to other people and he seems so much happier. It’s like talking to me is a chore he has to do. Going through the motions and not actually getting anywhere.




do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

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trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly


Forever reblog

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What if my cat grows up to be a person.



You know when you’re due to have your period and you get that phase of your cycle where you get super horny? Well I’m scrolling through Tumblr and seeing pictures of Benedict Cumberbatch, Robb Stark, Tom Hiddleston, Natalie Dormer, Chris Hemsworth, Sebastian Stan, Chris Evans, Anthony Mackie, Kat Dennings, Scarlett Johansson and Robert Downey Jr to name a few and I want to have sex with all of them right now. 

This is how I feel when I take my friends places…

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