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So slight head cannon, at the end of Guardians of the Galaxy Yandu says I may look like an angel but I’m not. Peter’s mom told peter that he looks just like his father and his father was an angel. So the ending literally signifies that Yandu was never father material for Peter!

  • baby: m..m...m..
  • mom: mom?
  • baby: my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun
  • mom: nice

"I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is."

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The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

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unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

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amazingatheist:

I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. 

The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.

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This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.

I am screaming

this isn’t even funny to me it just makes me want to find the nearest baby boomer and deck them in the mouth

I reblog this every time because it always re-ignites my anger.

I feel you sphynx-prince.  

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Guys are stupid and pointless

I 100% hate being ignored. If you don’t like me then that’s great you can go away. I don’t need people in my life who don’t want to be there. I have so many people that will always be there for me so I don’t need people who aren’t there. But if you want to stay in my life, and let’s face it I’m amazing, then a simple yes or no response to a yes or no question isn’t that fucking difficult. Holy fuck.

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tinselkin:

aberrantkenosis:

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

My dog found this EXTREMELY UPSETTING

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drankinwatahmelin:

hejibits:

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made

No. Shhh. It’s brilliant.

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This is by far my favorite quote, it’s tell reason I live the way I live.

This is by far my favorite quote, it’s tell reason I live the way I live.

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